And I can feel you're already super excited about it!
You know how there are days when you figure out some basic life facts and you want to share this knoweldge with the world?
Well, the day has come for me to uncover some of the great Truths of the Universe.
Take a deep breath, here we go.
Google image's conception of "take a deep breath" involves braids and weird yoga poses outdoors1. For your well-being and the well-being of others on cold days, I am sharing this insane discovery. If you use conditioner after your shampoo, your hair will look just fine. If you're in a hurry and skip the conditioner part, your hair will be so electric it could power a Mötley Crüe reunion tour.
But maybe that's the effect you're going for.
2. You know that Darwin is sending you a "I have a bad feeling about this" sign (why yes, even Darwin loves Star Wars) when you see some unknow attractive guy in the street and consequently coin the expression unrequited love at first sight.
Seriously Google image, WTF is wrong with you?!
3. Do not ever, under any circumstance, advertise a party with an Apocalypse Now poster. Because it will scare people away.
This is how we party, come on everybody.
But if you really must, at least leave the original title instead of photoshopping it with a pun that doesn't even make sense.
Because when you think about it, who wouldn't want to party on the Apocalypse? It's the best time to go all sorts of crazy! One last blast before we go.
Even Uncle Sam if up for it. Or rather, down.
4. If for some reason (or some reasons: bad hair day, unrequited love at first sight, and desolate party) you feel kind of down, there's only one solution--actually, there are two solutions, so let me rephrase: there's only one LEGAL solution.
Four words: Toto. Africa. Full volume.
I bet they used conditioner.
Wait--that's legal, right?
But maybe that's the effect you're going for. 2. You know that Darwin is sending you a "I have a bad feeling about this" sign (why yes, even Darwin loves Star Wars) when you see some unknow attractive guy in the street and consequently coin the expression unrequited love at first sight.
Seriously Google image, WTF is wrong with you?!3. Do not ever, under any circumstance, advertise a party with an Apocalypse Now poster. Because it will scare people away.
This is how we party, come on everybody.Because when you think about it, who wouldn't want to party on the Apocalypse? It's the best time to go all sorts of crazy! One last blast before we go.
Even Uncle Sam if up for it. Or rather, down.4. If for some reason (or some reasons: bad hair day, unrequited love at first sight, and desolate party) you feel kind of down, there's only one solution--actually, there are two solutions, so let me rephrase: there's only one LEGAL solution.
Four words: Toto. Africa. Full volume.
I bet they used conditioner. Wait--that's legal, right?
Je l'ai fait, hier, écouter Africa à donf. Ben... Ca a pas le même effet sur moi.
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